Data World
A 1984 IBM PC, eight hours of brain surgery, and a debt to repay.
I was at Kings College in New Zealand — the family had moved there from the UK in 1977 for a deer farm at Helensville — when the seizures started. The first diagnosis was epilepsy; the second, after a battery of tests, was astrocytoma. A rare tumour on the motor section of my brain. Eight hours of surgery at fourteen. Twelve weeks of radiotherapy. Most of a year off school. My father — born in the goldfields of Kalgoorlie in 1934, orphaned at six when his policeman father was killed over thirty shillings, left school at thirteen to apprentice as a boilermaker, then built half the houses in Scarborough and a deer farm in New Zealand — bought me a 1984 IBM PC at thirteen thousand dollars and twenty-four percent interest, and billed me on a payment plan. He presented it at the foot of my ICU bed with the quip, “Well son, this PC set me back $13,000 — you’re an unsecured minor fresh out of brain surgery, which puts you at a 24% interest bracket.” He believed I should be doing something useful. So did I.
I taught myself to program. Philips Electronics New Zealand, just entering the personal-computer market and looking for software to bundle with the launch of their YES:PC, picked up a game I’d written on a royalty deal: eleven dollars a copy to a fifteen-thousand-dollar cap. The cap was paid out inside a week. The cheque cleared the IBM loan with a few weeks’ allowance to spare.
Qubert at fourteen; Q-Zar at seventeen.
Wikipedia and the Laser Tag Museum both record that I developed Qubert and Q-Zar at fourteen. Only Qubert dates from the 1984 IBM — a clone in the lineage of the Q*bert arcade game Gottlieb had released in 1982, rather than the inspiration for it. I wrote the Q-Zar software at seventeen, at Omnitronics, and that is the one that genuinely went global.
The lesson from Data World, more than anything else, was that a problem — even one as steep as a hospital bed and a debt — could be turned into a piece of software. The principle has held up.






